Saturday, April 10, 2010

We need some nerd bait!

So, I've just spent the day trying to get rid of the virus that was so kind enough to grace my computer with its presence. Luckily I managed to find it before it started getting too freaky with my computer. I've managed to remove most of it but there are still traces however I will not give up nor will I tire of my quest to banish this vile beast from my digital realm! Or I pound my computer against a brick wall until there are only tiny pieces left.

Why do people feel it is necessary to create such programs? Amusement? Well they don't get to see the frustration it causes so how can they be amused. Steal information? If this is the case then why do they create this software so that it bends your computer over and has it's sordid way with it? Surely you want to keep it fairly low profile, no? The whole thing just doesn't make sense. Also, why isn't Microsoft doing a better job in helping us lowly computer amateurs? Come on Bill surely you can steal some more ideas from Apple!

I think these virus making computer geeks need to be rounded up and taught a lesson. The punishment should fit the crime, so they should be sentenced to something that is equally as frustrating as having your computer f***ed in the ass! Something like watching the same Richard Simmons video non stop for a month or having Baywatch on repeat but no video just sound. I think that will teach these little bastards a lesson.

I think another reason that viruses are so frustrating is that yet again I find myself being outwitted in the technology world by a twelve year old. It's starting to piss me off.

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